May 15, 2022The Sky’s Still BlueI thought I’d write while the sun had hung, when we called them days, not years far flung, to you. The sky’s still blue. I think sometimes, when wisps of embers leapt outside and amber lights flooded the streets, ‘till the Wrath of Sons, aloud, had cried, “they’re right, it’s…Poetry1 min readPoetry1 min read
Mar 26, 2021The Autumn LeavesThe Autumn Leave The autumn leaves are not as they seem. The ends of the forest lay still and while the spool of time twist on their roots, the ghost-quiet winds blow out of the thick of the dense, luscious green of earthy mound, a single leaf, of a rosy…Poetry2 min readPoetry2 min read
Dec 12, 2020I Ordered Magic Spoon Cereal So You Didn’t Have ToThe Backstory: A few weeks ago, I stumbled across this video by home cooking YouTuber Adam Ragusea discussing butcher’s cuts for steak and how to prepare them. The video contained a sponsorship for a particular brand of keto-friendly low-sugar cereal known as Magic Spoon. I, being young, 19, and impressionable, ordered four…Nutrition5 min readNutrition5 min read
Published inuWaterloo Voice·Aug 13, 2020No Better a Timethere is no better a time than 2:45am. as the transit of celestial bodies fly overhead, the ambient lo-fi playing from your phone finds its place in impromptu pirouettes of the pen through your fingers, whose ends would find a place on your lips. there is no better a time…Poetry2 min readPoetry2 min read
Published inuWaterloo Voice·Aug 7, 2020Member-onlythe same day since Marchmaybe, it’s light out, curiously peering through the blinds. brush away the rheum and toss away the pleasantries, because today is a a day anew, for yesterday it is not and tomorrow it will be! except, this year is a little different. maybe the light is off today, not quite…Covid-191 min readCovid-191 min read
Published inCurious·Aug 4, 2020How to Make Red Dye (Feat. John Boyne)A Lesson on Not Researching Fake Video Game Recipes for Real Things Disclaimer: You don’t make red dye with the “tail of red lizalfos and four Hylian shrooms”. There’s a lot of background preparation that comes into writing a novel; when bringing a world to life, equipping it with the…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Jul 15, 2020Why “Malphite Doesn’t Do Anything”The Microcosm of League of Legends Solo Queue’s Worst When you think of League of Legends and the media culture surrounding such a phenomena, you may think of a couple things, like Lee “Faker” Sang-hyeok iconic “What was that!” moment. Or maybe, Choi “Insec” In-seok’s most well known mechanical play of all time, named after…League Of Legends7 min readLeague Of Legends7 min read
Published inuWaterloo Voice·May 10, 2020Infinite Pathos and Lazeez.Another 1A First-Year Reflection from Someone Who Thinks He Has Any Valuable Insight, But He Doesn’t Preface. Look. Just look. I’ve literally already seen like 10 other posts like this, so I’m going to try something different (but not really, maybe just in tone; it’s laziness if anything). There are…University Of Waterloo6 min readUniversity Of Waterloo6 min read
Mar 16, 2020Tom Mueller — The Indomitable Human SpiritYes, He’s a Lot Better than You — Amidst all the wonderful characters of the modern century, whose charisma and personality serve as cultural magnets for the human condition, one may lose sight of what is truly important underneath the shadow of these larger-than-life figures. Such is the case for Tom Mueller, SpaceX’s co-founder with origins that are…Spacex4 min readSpacex4 min read
Jan 28, 2020The Totally Legitimate, Highly Objective Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse Review1/10. Too many spiders. And men. — That movie sucked, you know what’s better? My story that came from watching the movie, so here it is. So I’m like walking to the theatre and I left my money in my 350 GT, so like any normal human being, I’m probably gonna have to steal it. “Hey.” Deep…Movies4 min readMovies4 min read
